Saturday, March 11, 2006

Fwd: New Iraq Plan

>Funny, and probably would be true.

> > Special Forces
> >
> > The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new
> > 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States
> > Redneck Special Forces.
> >
> > These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky,
> > Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, West
> > Virginia and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq
> > and have been given only the following facts about
> > terrorists:
> >
> > 1. The season opened today.
> > 2. There is no limit.
> > 3. They taste just like chicken.
> > 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or
> > Jesus.
> > 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale
> > Earnhardt.
> >
> > We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
> >
>

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