Fwd: FW: The Donkey Raffle

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> Subject: FW: The donkey raffle
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>> >>THE DONKEY RAFFLE
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>> >>A HILLBILLY, YOUNG KENNY, MOVED TO TEXAS AND BOUGHT A
>> >>DONKEY FROM A FARMER FOR $100.00. THE FARMER AGREED TO
>> >>DELIVER THE DONKEY THE NEXT DAY.
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>> >>THE NEXT DAY HE DROVE UP AND SAID, "SORRY SON, BUT I HAVE SOME
BAD
>> >>NEWS,
>> >>THE
>> >>DONKEY DIED."
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>> >>KENNY REPLIED, "WELL, THEN, JUST GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK."
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>> >>THE FARMER SAID, "CAN'T DO THAT I WENT AND SPENT IT ALREADY.
>> >>KENNY SAID, "OK, THEN, JUST BRING ME THE DEAD DONKEY."
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>> >>THE FARMER ASKED, "WHAT YA GONNA DO WITH HIM?"
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>> >>KENNY SAID, "I'M GOING TO RAFFLE HIM OFF."
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>> >>THE FARMER SAID, "YOU CAN'T RAFFLE OFF A DEAD DONKEY!"
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>> >>KENNY SAID, "SURE I CAN. WATCH ME. I JUST WON'T TELL ANYBODY HE
IS
> DEAD."
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>> >>A MONTH LATER, THE FARMER MET UP WITH KENNY AND ASKED, "WHAT
HAPPENED
> WITH
>> >>THAT DEAD DONKEY?"
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>> >>KENNY SAID, "I RAFFLED HIM OFF. I SOLD 500 TICKETS AT TWO
DOLLARS A
> PIECE
>> >>AND MADE A PROFIT OF $998.00."
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>> >>THE FARMER SAID, "DIDN'T ANYONE COMPLAIN?"
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>> >>KENNY SAID, "JUST THE GUY WHO WON. SO I GAVE HIM HIS TWO DOLLARS
BACK."
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>> >>KENNY GREW UP AND EVENTUALLY BECAME THE CHAIRMAN OF ENRON.
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>> >>******
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