FWD: FW: Rural South Dakota

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From: Ctmi
To: J12; JLAK
Sent: Tue, 24 Jan 2006 3:11:30 PM Eastern Standard Time
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Rural South Dakota



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From: Rosie
To: c jones; D12
Subject: Fw: Rural South Dakota
Date: Tue, 24 Jan 2006 09:56:59 -0600

The REALLY sad thing about all these is that I can relate to almost
all of them!!!

Rosie
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Sent: Tuesday, January 24, 2006 9:16 AM
Subject: FW: Rural South Dakota














YOU'RE FROM RURAL South Dakota IF................


The town you grew up in had a bar called the Powerhouse.

You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.

FFA was the most popular club in high school.

You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.

You know it's traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping
between the ceremony and the reception.

You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel for your 3rd birthday.

You can recognize someone from Iowa by their driving.

You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.

You spent more on beer than you did on food at your wedding.

You hear someone use the word "uuf-dah" and you don't immediately break
into uncontrollable laughter.

You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a county fair

You know that "combine" is a noun.

You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a
steel post in the middle of winter.

You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.

You know that creek rhymes with pick.

Football schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.

A Friday night date is taking your girlfriend shining for deer.
Saturday you go the the local bowling ally.

There was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk cows in
the morning...phew!

You have driven your car on a lake.

You can make sense out of the word "upnort" and "batree."

You always believed that vacation meant "going up North."

At every wedding you have been to you have had to dance the hokey poky
& the chicken dance.

Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.

The local gas station sells live bait.

At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.

Your mom asks, "Were you born in a barn?" and you know exactly what she
means.

You think that the start of deer season is a national holiday.

Pop is not only what you call your dad, but is the ONLY name for soda.

You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your South
Dakota friends.
(And a few other people you want to impress!)