>>>>>: July 2006

Fwd: Why most men vote Republican

Fwd: FW: Fwd: FW: Cool Optical Illusions

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These are really neat!

From: stacy reeves <stacyreeves1@yahoo.com>
To: jenna davie <jdavie1@yahoo.com>, "Laurie E. Griesinger" <laurlizg@hotmail.com>, Heather Barycki <hbary27@yahoo.com>, kate kernihan <kkernihan@yahoo.com>
Subject: Fwd: FW: Cool Optical Illusions
Date: Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:43:56 -0700 (PDT)

Subject: FW: Cool Optical Illusions

Is This Possible??

Are the purple lines straight or bent?

Do you see gray areas in between the squares?
Now where did they come from?

You should see a man's face and also a word...
Hint: Try tilting your head to the right, the world begins with 'L'

If you take a look at the following? picture , let me tell you ... it is not animated.? Your eyes are making it move.? To test this, stare at one spot for a couple seconds and everything will stop moving.? Or look at the black center of each circle and it will stop moving.? But move your eyes to the next black center and the previous will move after you take your eyes away from it....? Weird?

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Fwd: FW: Got Milk?

Got Milk

I live on a farm and times are pretty hard as the area I live in is

considered economically depressed. It's so bad, that I've heard

some of our neighbors were having a hard time making ends meet.

This morning, I woke up to hear a knock at the door. When I went

to answer the door -- this is the sad sight that I saw. It just about

broke my heart...!!

Please scroll down, to see for yourself...!!

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Fwd: Fw: I'm Heading to Mexico

Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don’t enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

Fwd: FW: [Fwd: Fwd: Fw: generics]

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>>> >----- Original Message ----- Sent: Tuesday, March 21, 2006 12:19
>>>AMSubject: generics
>>> >In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic
>>>name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
>>>acetaminophen. Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is
>>>ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
>>>careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
>>>announced that it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also
>>>considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadud, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin,
>>>dixafix, and ibepokin. Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra
>>>will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola
>>>as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible
>>>for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no
>>>longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of
>>>"cocktails," "highballs," and just good old-fashioned "stiff drinks."
>>>Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO."
>>>
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JURY DUTY SCAM - BEWARE!

JURY DUTY SCAM: This has been verified on Snopes.com (link listed below) and by the FBI (their link is also included below). Please pass this on to everyone in your email address book. It is spreading fast so be prepared should you get this call. Most of us take those summons for jury duty seriously, but enough people skip out on their civic duty, that a new and ominous kind of scam has surfaced. Fall for it and your identity could be stolen, reports CBS. In this con, someone calls pretending to be a court official who threateningly says a warrant has been issued for your arrest because you didn't show up for jury duty. The caller claims to be a jury coordinator. If you protest that you never received a summons for jury duty, the scammer asks you for your Social Security number and date of birth so he or she can verify the information and cancel the arrest warrant. Sometimes they even ask for credit card numbers. Give out any of this information and bingo! Your identity just got stolen. The scam has been reported so far in 11 states, including Oklahoma, Illinois, and Colorado. This (scam) is particularly insidious because they use intimidation over the phone to try to bully people into giving information by pretending they're with the court system. The FBI and the federal court system have issued nationwide alerts on their web sites, warning consumers about the fraud. Check it out here: http://www.snopes.com/crime/fraud/juryduty.asp http://www.fbi.gov/pressrel/pressrel05/092805.htm

Fw: FWD: More BUSH-isms??

Have you seen this one?

----- Forwarded by Karen C [Judic.] on 06/22/2006 02:51 PM
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Ernie R
To karen C
06/06/2006 03:49
PM "William C.

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Subject
Fwd: BUSH-ism??

Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning.
He told Bush that 3 Brazilian solders were killed in
Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all the color drained
from Bush's face.

Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly
shaken, almost in tears.

Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld,
"Just exactly how many is a Brazilian?"

Fwd: FW: [Fwd: Fw: Fwd: FW: easy tick removal]

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>Subject: easy tick removal
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>Please forward to anyone with children... or hunters, etc!! thanks!
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> A School Nurse has written the info below -- good enough to share
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>And it really works!!
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> I had a pediatrician tell me what she believes is the best way to
>remove a tick. This is great , because it works in those places where
>it's some times difficult to get to with tweezers: between toes, in the
>middle of a head full of dark hair, etc.
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> Apply a glob of liquid soap to a cotton ball. Cover the tick with
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>soap-soaked cotton ball and swab it for a few seconds (15-2! 0), the
>tick will come out on it's own and be stuck to the cotton ball when you
>lift it away.
>This technique has worked every time I've used it (and that was
>frequently), and it's much less traumatic for the patient and easier for
>me.
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>Unless someone is allergic to soap, I can't see that this would be
>damaging in any way. I even had my doctor's wife call me for advice
>because she had one stuck to her back and she couldn't reach it with
>tweezers. She used this method and immediately called me back to say,
>"It worked!"
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> Please pass on >>>> everyone needs this helpful hint.
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Re: Fwd: FW: Mother of the Year......

Oh my... this is just precious! I loved it!!

Thought you might enjoy this!! In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth.

The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors ! decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve.

After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only orphans" that could be found quickly, were a litter of weaner pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger

Would they become cubs or pork chops???? Take a look........ you won't believe your eyes!!!!