Thursday, July 20, 2006

Fwd: FW: [Fwd: Fwd: Fw: generics]

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>>> >----- Original Message ----- Sent: Tuesday, March 21, 2006 12:19
>>>AMSubject: generics
>>> >In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic
>>>name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
>>>acetaminophen. Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is
>>>ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
>>>careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
>>>announced that it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also
>>>considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadud, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin,
>>>dixafix, and ibepokin. Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra
>>>will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola
>>>as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible
>>>for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no
>>>longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of
>>>"cocktails," "highballs," and just good old-fashioned "stiff drinks."
>>>Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO."
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