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: When al-Zarqawi died


> After Abu al-Zarqawi died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates.
He
> slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the
> nation I helped conceive!"
>
> Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted
> to end our liberties but you failed!"
>
> James Madison followed, kicked him in the rear end and said, "This is why
I
> allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
>
> Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled
"It
> was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of
> Independence."
>
> The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66
> other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.
>
> As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.
>
> Al-Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
>
> The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for
you
> in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
>
>
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