FW: Cookies!

THOUGHT YOU'D BOTH WANT TO MAKE A BATCH OF THESE!!!!!


CHRISTMAS COOKIE INGREDIENTS

1 cup of water
1tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,pour one level
cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to
make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup, just in case. Turn
off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried
druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it lloose with a
drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo the check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a
spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget
to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to
put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS