Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Fwd: The AI Man and a Blonde City Girl

>>>Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on
>>>way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The
>>>insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows
>>>today. I
>>>drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in
>>>barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"
>>> >>The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while the artificial
>>> >>insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy
>>>takes him
>>> >
>>>down to the barn. They walk along a long row of cows and when she
>>>the nail, she tells him, "This is the one . . . right here."
>>> >>Terribly impressed by what he assumed was just another ditzy
>>> >
>>>the man asks, "How did you know this is the cow to be bred?"
>>>simple -- by the nail over its stall." Amy explains.
>>> >>Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
>>> >>She tells him as she walks away, "I guess it's to hang your
>>>pants on."


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