Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Fwd: Jesus Could Have Been

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus
could have been Black:

1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his
mother was sure he was G~d.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus could have been Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus could have been a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus could have been Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all -
3 proofs that Jesus could have been a Woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when
there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a
bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up
because there was more work to do.

2 Comments:

Blogger texas N/A said...

i thought this was going to say "jesus could have been . . . a member of the united states congress."

2:56 PM  
Blogger The Governess said...

no no. you are confused. Mom says:

"Please read the Congress forward posted directly above. Also, are feeling well? Are you eating right? Because I read that young people your age are calcium deficient all because of Coca Cola. I swear, I read it last week in TIME. Stop laughing at me."

3:08 PM  

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