Tuesday, June 13, 2006

FWD: fwd: New Sign

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>This is in Dallas! On I-35 ....... Watch it change every 2 or 3 seconds
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>WHAT A ! SIGN!
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>This is an animated graphic. It automatically changes to a new message!
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>Enjoy and pass it on...
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Fwd: The pet frog

>>>> > A young lady, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic
>>>> > pet. As she
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>>>> > looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs.
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>>>> > The sign says:
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>>>> > "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each!
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>>>> > Money Back Guarantee!
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>>>> > Comes with complete instructions."
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>>>> > The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her.
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>>>> > She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take
>>>> > one."
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>>>> > The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow the
>>>> > instructions."
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>>>> > The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
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>>>> > As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she reads the
>>>> > instructions and
>>>> > reads them very carefully.
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>>>> > She does exactly what is specified:
>>>> > 1. Take a shower.
>>>> > 2. Splash on some nice perfume.
>>>> > 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
>>>> > 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the
>>>> > frog to follow its training.
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>>>> > She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise,
>>>> > nothing happens!
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>>>> > The girl is very disappointed and quite upset at this point.
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>>>> > She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the
>>>> > paper it says,
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>>>> > "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet
>>>> > store."
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>>>> > So, the lady calls the pet store.
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>>>> > The man says, "I'll be right over."
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>>>> > Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell.
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>>>> > The lady welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything
>>>> > according to the
>>>> > instructions.
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>>>> > The damn thing just sits there."
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>>>> > The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares
>>>> > directly into its
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>>>> > eyes and sternly says:
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>>>> > "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more
>>>> > time!"